Friday, January 12, 2007

Yes! I'm Zach

World Without Magic part 4 info: Stil working on it. It will be awesome! Heres a two-word preview:
Ses said.

Todays post is brought to you by: Toast! The warm bread.

Okay, for the last three months or so this girl in my Journalism class has mistakened me for my freind Zach. She calls Zach Zach, but calls Joe, Zach. Funny thing is Zach and I don't look alike at all. I'm tall, he's kinda short, I have black hair, he has blonde. Etc etc

Basicly this is us:







Yeah so anyways after three months of I'm Joe not Zach, she finally remembered my name.
Now if only I could remember hers.










Thursday, January 11, 2007

X-mas lasts till July!

A World Without Magic Part 4 update: I'm writing a lot. The story will be posted in three (or two) parts and the On Demand people will get it the same time I post.

Today my overpacked brain finally remembered to give my frreinds thier x-mas gifts. Or should I say freind. I've decided to make X-mas last longer and give my back the least weight as possible and give my freinds thier presents once a day. Tommorow "Bobby" then tuesday "Jesse" wensday "Joe" thursday "Kajil" friday everyone else.

*Names changed due to what people mistakenly call them, and because it's fun.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Anger!

World without Magic Part 4 info-Not started yet!

A star (not celebrity) must have moved or something, because today for about 15 minutes I was angry.

I rarely get angry, but when I do it's in 1 of three levels.

level 1-Mild

I talk louder and give dirty looks. Sometimes the evil stare.

Level 2-Spicy (Hot)
Voice gets kinda evil on you, I yell more and have the patience of a 2-year-old

Level 3-Atomic
Don't bug me! you will be injured and your face may never look pretty again, but hey you could sell yourself on EBay and say the bruise is the shape of mount Rushmore.

So I got angry today, because the Microsoft Word wasn't doing the indent thing right and the dogs wouldn't shut up. So I was about a level 2.

How to tell when someone is about to be angry-

Joe-Is really nice, but in a few hours something will tick him off. Stay for the nice, leave right away. Hard to avoid. Usally level 2.

Ben-Never really angry, you can tell if he's getting it by his yelling and cursing, usally angry due to the evil football video game. Pretty easy to avoid. Level 1+

Emily-Let's face it she's a girl, worse, a teenage girl. She no mather what will be grumpy at least 12 times a year. You can tell only by her voice and eyes. Impossible to avoid. Level 2-3

Matt-6-year-old crazy monkey, Gets mad from not having his way or from getting hurt. Easy to avoid, but be careful can come back. Level 1-2

Parker-Usally always at Level 1 and a half so just ignore him when he "talks smack."

Dad, Mom and Jen- Sometimes they have the patience as long as 2 story candle sometime as short as an atom. Just don't bug them. Level 2-3.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Yes! I'm Crazy

Yep it's offical I'm crazy. Didn't get a Wii today, my mom better have that computer working when I get there or she'll have alot of blood to clean up from me hitting my head on the wall for three hours before they get my in a straight jacket.

Well at least I'll to be by myself on the plane, since no one wants to sit next the kid who flings peanuts at them, sticks them up his nose, and never stops saying Wii or I hate EB Games.

Heres a new preview to the new Narnia movie (or something like that)

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Mii wants a Wii

I'm sorry to say that A World Without Magic Part 4 is delayed until after Jan.13th.

I've been calling EB games everyday this week and they still don't have magic in a white box (Wii). I have enough money, more then enough yet I'm still Wiiless, I swear I'm going crazy! Ben's gone crazy for his own reason, he's speaking backwards the other day while joking around (he always says I enjoy long walks on the beach), but then he said I enjoy beachs on the walk. Talk about crazy.

Joes Symptoms of craziness:

Call Daisy not by her real name instead call her Gina more then once a day.
Fill the dog food bowls with water
Forget the day Christmas is.
Forget how to spell (wait that already happened)
Stutter on the eaiseset of sentaces
Never use spellcheck
Call your little brother Daisy and talk like you would to her.

Hmm me must be crazy, at least me did okay on the spelling tonight.

Hope that I get a Wii tommorow if not my "1 week until I go completly insane" thing will happen.

~Geez Joe your crazy
-Ben Hahn (and more, but I'm to crazy to remember)

Monday, January 01, 2007

1st post, third part

First of all I would like to say Happy New Year, also I'm going to be seeing if the blog will look better in a new color. Everyday (or every time I post) I will put a diffrent color up. Please tell me if you like it or not.

Part 3 of A World Without Magic is below.

P.s.-ON Demand people WILL NOT be getting this due to my location. Please cope for now.

Part 3

Von squeezed the red stone again and Melvin, Kai and everyone else fell asleep.

* * *

Melvin opened his eyes and saw Kai asleep next to him. Melvin looked up and saw Von standing next to a portal. An orb was flying around him and a face that looked like Von was talking.
“I’m telling you Von this girl came out of nowhere and pushed me through the portal. When we came through my portal opener was broken,” the orb man said to Von.
“Well what did you do with the girl?” Von asked the man.
“The girl passed out from the trip, so I threw her in the river,” the man said.
“You what! You better hope she’s dead or she will tell everyone about what happened!” Von yelled.
“Okay sir. Now are you coming or not? We need to go now if we want to find this boy your talking about,” the man in the orb said.
“Very well,” Von said as he grabbed the orb and shook it the face disappeared. Von pocketed the orb and went through the portal.
Melvin blinked a few times in disbelief that Von would take the towns magic. He also had so many questions going around in his head that he couldn’t think straight. Luckily Kai began to awaken.
Melvin grabbed Kai and shook him, “Wake up Kai! He’s gone. Von’s gone and he has our magic!” Melvin yelled in Kai’s ear.
Kai snapped awake and pushed Melvin aside.
“Where did he go? I demand to know where he is!” Kai questioned Melvin.
“He went through a portal, and he was talking to this strange orb that said something about a girl that messed up his plans and that he wanted to find some boy,” Melvin answered.
“A girl? What girl was he talking about? Where is she now?” Kai asked.
“The orb guy said he dumped her in the river after she passed out from going in a portal. Pretty weak even for a girl huh?” Melvin said.
“It’s not weak if this girl lost her magic,” Kai said.
“Oh, I didn’t think about that,” Melvin mumbled.
“Melvin you need to find these Von and that guy from the orb, he has our magic! They are planning something Melvin! You need to go to the ocean and get on a boat. Go around our walls and follow the river to the Trisofourous Mountains. Get past the mountains and find the temple. Your trip will take two week to the temple and back, got it.” Kai said to Melvin seriously.
“Yeh yes sir!” Melvin stuttered and he ran off towards the ocean.


Dani coughed, water spat out of her mouth and she looked around. She was on the side of a river, which was pretty slow. Dani stood up and looked around.
“Great, I don’t know where I am or why I’m here,” she said to herself.
Dani decided to walk down the river towards the ocean in hopes to find a siteos.

It wasn’t long before Melvin came to the ocean, but there were no boats on the dock. Melvin sighed and looked around he saw a small shack with smoke coming out of the chimney.
Melvin stomach growled, he hadn’t eaten since early that morning and he was also tired. Melvin went into the shack, which was dirty and smelled like Kai’s great grandparents feet.
He saw nobody in the main room except an old man sleeping on a couch. Melvin slowly walked towards the old man who was in a very worn out tunic and short shorts. The man’s baldhead reflected the only light in the shack, which made it hard for Melvin to see.
The man suddenly awoke and grabbed Melvin’s arm and twisted it. Melvin fell to the ground yelling in pain.
“Ha ha, silly boy trying to use the Old Mans head without paying now is he?” the man said as he got up stepping on Melvin’s leg.
“Your head?” Melvin asked while trying to escape from under the old man.
“Yes my head Melvin Stragatini! It shows the future you bag-of-dirt for brains,” the old man croaked.
“Will you please get off me?” Melvin yelled.
The old man stepped off and Melvin stood up.
“How do you know my name?” Melvin asked the man.
“I know everything Melvin I-wet-my-pants-at-night-until-I-was-ten,” the old man laughed.
“How did you know that I did that?” Melvin asked angrily.
“I told you I know everything, little boy,” the man said.
“Who are you?” Melvin questioned.
“I am Samodextrious Extratresstredious Steve, but you can call me Ses,” the man said as he went into the back room.
“How do you know everything?” Melvin asked as he followed.
“How do you know nothing?” Ses asked.
Melvin started thinking about how Ses could know everything, than he remembered something from his studies when he was below apprentice level.
“You’re the old town leader, once you served forty years of town leader you must learn from the old, old town leader about how to see the future, know the present, and the past. That way if anything happened to the town you could help save it,” Melvin said.
“See you do know about who I am and what I do. You also know you need to get a boat and go to the river. Then walk up the river to the mountains and find the temple,” Ses said.
“Yeah, your right,” Melvin said slowly.
“I’ll feed you and give enough supplies to last two months,” Ses said.
“Two months? Kai said it would take two weeks to get to the temple and back,”
Ses chuckled, “You will need more just in case Melvin.”
“Fine,” Melvin mumbled.

Melvin was soon fed and said goodbye to Ses. Melvin turned to walk away, but Ses grabbed his arm and threw Melvin on the floor, just as he did when they first met.
“Before you go take this,” Ses handed Melvin a whistle the shape of a bird.
“What is this?” Melvin asked as he examined the gift.
“A wisdom whistle, blow into it and I shall come and give you advice, but it only has three whistles Melvin and I can only stay for a minute, so have your question ready okay.”
“Yes sir. Hey do you have any magic?” Melvin asked.
“I lost my magic a long time ago Melvin, long before anyone knew you could lose it,” Ses replied.
Melvin nodded and left for the canoe. He had very little sunlight left for the trip and knew he had to go fast. Melvin wrapped the whistle around his neck and pushed the canoe in the ocean.

At the Riverbank
Dani grabbed the Bass and threw it onto the side of the river with the other fish. She had only walked for a half-an-hour before the sun started going down. She had decided to get some fish so she can trade a fisherman for some supplies and information.
For some strange reason Dani could always catch fish with ease. Ever since she was five and went fishing with her father during the spring and summer she had been catching more fish then her father, usually with her bare hands.
Dani picked up some large sticks and drove them through the fish. Than she put the sticks erect in the mud so the very small bears in the country couldn’t steal her catch, it helped the fish dry and it made it easier to skin the fish or as Dani’s father always said defin and degill.
Dani put the last fish up and lay down to sleep, but would soon be interrupted by a strange unexpected arrival.

* * *

Melvin stepped out of the canoe and pulled out his bag of ridiculous amount of supplies Ses gave him. He was now on the other side of the magic town wall. Melvin looked up and saw, not to far away from him, a bunch of sticks with fish at the top. Melvin could never fish, he was always to busy doing something else to have time fishing, like splashing the girls or cutting their fishing rod strings right as they caught a fish. Melvin was interrupted from his thought due to a loud scream coming from beyond the fish sticks.
Melvin grabbed a blade of grass and mumbled a few words the grass turned into a small dagger. He looked up and saw a bunch of smoke from where the screaming was. Melvin ran into the smoke and saw two men crouched down with their hands on their heads and a girl near the river throwing rocks at them. Melvin squinted and saw that one of the two guys was Von and the other was the man who was in the bubble.
Von took a brown stone from his pocket and squeezed it; a vortex of dirt flew towards the girl. The vortex went around her and she couldn’t move.
Melvin threw the dagger at Von, but the man behind him mumbled something and the weapon turned into grass again.
“Well, well, well, it is Kai’s apprentice. What your name again? Oh yes Smelvin,” Von said.
“How did you survive my spell? Did that goody-two-shoes Kai protect you?” Von asked.
“Why are you here?” Melvin asked “And who is this girl?” he added.
“We are tired of how life has been. So we are fixing it,” the man next to Von said.
“Who are you anyways?” Melvin asked.
The man frowned and said, “My name’s Van Hooten brother of Von Hooten, not at your service.”
“Were you trying to be funny?” Von asked Van, “This is important business we can’t joke around like some five-year-old in a team of good guys trying to save the world with their animals on their side!” Von scolded Van.
Von shut up and looked at Melvin; Von raised the brown stone and squeezed it. Melvin jumped out of the way, but there wasn’t a vortex, instead a bunch of rocks turned into a giant rock monster.
The rock monster picked Melvin up and threw him at the wall, than ran up and held Melvin in place.
“Finish him,” Von ordered his beast.
Melvin closed his eyes right as the creature’s fist headed towards him.

(To Be Continued)

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Edit! Part 1 + 2

Just wanted to let everyone know that edited Part 1 and 2. Part 3 is coming soon and have a good new year.

You'll have to go to the past blog posts to see edits or you'll get it on demand.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Who's ready for part 2?

Heres Part 2 for A World Without Magic

On Demand:On Demand People will get this 10 seconds before I post this Yay!
Note:There are some edits here and not in the e-mail.
Meanwhile

Part 2
Meanwhile

The people in the magic town were busy working, well most of them. The town was full of apprentices doing work for their teacher. Most of the people running around were males. The females were in the gardens learning from their teachers whom were also female. The boys rarely spoke to the girls, because they were told they were only distractions and powerless. One boy was not paying attention to his work. He had on a torn shirt and patched up pants, and had brown hair and yellow-green eyes. His face had dirt on it. He was often mistaken for a sixteen-year-old, a Segan, although he is really fourteen, an apprentice. He was sitting on the garden wall secretly making the flowers wilt right before the teacher checked them. The girls were astonished and often tried to bring it back to life. As the flower tried to come back to life the boy cast a stronger spell making the flowers turn into a man-eating flowers.
“Melvin Stragatini! Get off that wall!” a voice from behind the boy yelled.
The boy got startled and fell forward into some fertilizer.
“Kai! You messed up my prank,” Melvin said while spitting some fertilizer out of his mouth.
Kai stepped through the wall and stood in front of Melvin. Kai was around the age of thirty and looked pretty strict. His cloths were green robes and he didn’t have any patience for this boy. He had been Melvin’s teacher for a few months and has taught him a lot of things, but Melvin always ended up losing focus and doing something to bug everyone.
“Serves you right boy, you know you were supposed to deliver the gift to Chaman thirty minutes ago. Have you delivered it?” Kai asked.
“Of course I did,” Melvin said as he stood up and wiped the fertilizer off his pants.
The chaos of the man-eating plant calmed down, because a man who appeared from nowhere turned the creature into stone. “Where have you been Von?” Kai questioned the man.
Von took off his hat and said, “I had to do some work on the outside.”
Kai looked puzzled for a second and then turned around and walked through the wall “Come on Melvin, you have a few more jobs to do before we go to the meeting.”
Melvin jumped over the wall and ran after Kai.

During the next two hours Melvin was punished for not coming back after delivering the gift. He was to work without magic, by scrubbing the town circle, putting up decorations and cooking the main course for the party that night.
“I thought we didn’t celebrate anything during this month,” Melvin mumbled as he scrubbed a pan.
“We usually don’t, but today’s an exception. The anniversary of magic town,” Kai replied after hearing Melvin’s remark.
“I thought the town was discovered in May not December?” Melvin asked.
“That’s a lie. Now that your in the apprentice level you can know the real reason,” Kai said.
“What about the home holidays?” Melvin questioned Kai.
“Just so parents can celebrate if they miss it, because of their children,” Kai sighed.
Melvin was about to ask another question, but remembered Kai didn’t answer more then three questions when he’s not teaching Melvin.
At the human town

Dani turned off the water and noticed it was strangely quite outside. She looked out the window and saw nobody playing, shopping or even talking.
“Strange,” Dani said and she grabbed the phone and called her mother.
When no one answered the phone Dani became confused, her mother always had her phone. She decided to go see her neighbor and best friend Ariel.
Dani knocked on the door, when there was no answer she took out her key for Ariel’s house and unlocked the door. She stepped into the living room, where only the television was on. Dani went upstairs into Ariel’s room. She walked in and saw Ariel sitting on her bed with her mouth open. She was solid stone.
Dani took a step back in surprise and looked at Ariel’s television. The news was on and the town, full of people, were frozen in stone were standing there, but next to the solidified mayor was a strange purple vortex, like in fantasy movies.
Dani quickly grabbed her bike from outside her house and went towards the town square.


At the magic town
Melvin ran towards the town square. He had fallen asleep at the river and the party had started ten minutes before he awoke.
“Great, I wonder what my punishment will be for not being there,” Melvin thought out loud.
* * *
Kai sighed, “That boy’s going to get me fired if he doesn’t get here before the mayor does.
People were appearing all over the town circle and they were soon seated and waiting for the mayor to speak. Kai rolled his eyes and sat down. Von appeared and sat next to Kai.
“I see your apprentice isn’t here, must be bugging the girls again. I’m glad I got Jeffrey for a student, he finished his term a long time ago and now works with Creature Control,” Von said.
Before Kai could say anything the mayor a tall skinny man with a really curly mustache appeared and said:
“Thank you for joining us in our town celebration today! At six our town will be officially one year older! We have our new apprentices and Von is going to say something he wants you all to know. Okay Von take it away.”
Von walked up to the center of the town circle and took the microphone.
“Thank you mayor. I’m going to begin right away. Today I was on the outside and I learned a few things. We use magic for things we could do without it, and for that reason I’m taking it away.”
Von took a red stone out of his robe and squeezed it a red barrier went around the town circle and the people inside started shaking and yelling in pain.
Melvin just came to the town circle, but he stopped when he saw the red barrier. Kai dragged himself towards him and said “Melvin get out of here, he’s taking our magic!”
Melvin not hearing him stepped into the barrier to get closer and hear him better. The second he stepped in a sear of pain went over him, he felt like something he had for a long part of his life was leaving and he’d never see it again. Kai pushed Melvin out of the barrier. Soon the barrier disappeared. Everyone in town had lost their magic, except Von and Melvin.

In the human town


Dani jumped off her bike and saw some man standing in front of the vortex. Dani frowned and knew the man was responsible. She ran and tackled the man and they flew into the portal.
(To Be Continued)

Edited: December 26th, 2006

Thursday, December 21, 2006

12 Days of Christmas

About time everyone saw this:


On 12th day of Christmas, Daisy gave to me
12 pigs a eating,
11 cats a running,
10 chewing cows,
9 swinging monkeys,
8 swimming fish,
7 lizards stalking,
6 snakes a hissing,
5 Gold-en-Tre-ats,
4 Chew toys,
3 flying pigs
2 counter surfers
And Gina eating a pear tree


Yes!

Happy Holidays from Yes! to you.

*Thanks to Daisy and Gina for doing what they do

Monday, December 18, 2006

What we will do this week




What story thing do you want to see next?



My guess of what my classes will be like this week:

Per.1/2-Social Studies/Literacy/English-Something with a movie and some type of assembly on Friday (For Activty Day.) Class will try to convince teacher to throw some type of party for student teacher leaving, most likely fail.

Per.3-PE-Freeze outside, not run mile due to turning in test like I was supposed too. Friday no dress out.

Per.4-Algebra-Test! (Thur and Weds.) and unknown on Friday. (Test review on tues.)

Per.5-Lunch-eat...

Per.6-English (diff. teacher)-Hear him talk all day, finish "Animal Farm" before everyone else due to teachers slowness.

Per.7-Science-Work! Possibly no class on Friday

Per.8-Journalism-Nothing! Watch "Who killed the Electrical Car" and possible no class on Friday.

End of class(Friday)-Go from school early.

Also I need a name for a characther(Bad spelling-7th sign of Joeaism!) in A World Without Magic.

Also I added a poll.Yay!

Funny (Fake!) Wii video-

Wii Strap Instructions:



Thursday, December 14, 2006

Are you ready!

It's time for the first installment of A World Without Magic

This ones short and the others will be longer

On Demand

Want this story e-mailed to you when ever it's posted? Just comment and leave your e-mail and I'll send you this and a bunch of spam! Muhhhahaha


Here is the story (or some of it)

A World Without Magic
Part 1
A World Without Magic
Part 1
Let me tell you a story. A story about two worlds, that were so close, but so far away. First let’s start with the human town; a town that had many things humans have now. Everybody worked and did what they had to do to survive, but had leisure items like movies, video games, music, and other fun things. The town was actually more of a really small state. They had small towns in the large town the people called them siteos. In the siteos people had their houses and shops.
On the north of the land was some mountains called the Triniforous Mountains. They were one of the three mountain segments in the country. Rivers came from the mountains through the Carmous Forest and flowed to the ocean. The Carmous forest was not to be entered unless people owned a license, for it was covered with strange animals that were dangerous to even the strongest humans.
In the center to the town was the town square, which happened to be a circle. Where the people came every holiday or on town meeting days. The town meetings were held once a month, on the 20th. Everybody from every siteos came. Sometimes it took people three days to get to the town square. So after every meeting people had a grand feast. It was rare when they showed the meetings on television, because everyone came to the meetings. Only when there is an unexpected time were the people to see it on TV.
Across the country was another town, which seemed to be the exact same thing as the human town except the river flowed downwards from a different set of mountains called the Trinoforous Mountains and the town’s forest was called the Barmous Forest. * The only big difference was that other town had magic, unlike the human town and the magic town didn’t have movies, video games, and music, but instead had magic duels and other magic things.
They had a town square, which was a circle. People simply on the 20th of every month transported to the town circle and they had their meetings and then went back as soon as it was finished, this is because the magicians of magic town rarely celebrated anything.
Towns lived without any contact with the other, no new people came into the town and nobody left, but one day a man with a black cape and pointy hat came into the human town. He caused much confusion in the siteos, because everyone knew everyone else, because at the town meeting the town leader told who was born and who has died, and everybody met at the feast, or when the people of the town said what they had to say at the meetings. So every child was rushed home and everyone kept an eye out their windows and the other at the television to see when the unexpected town meeting was to be held about the unexpected man.
Everyone except a young girl around age fourteen who went by the name of Dani. She had black hair and green eyes. Her smile could make any boy fall to his knees. She was a nice girl who would rather help around the house then go to the mall and spend all her money on one pair of shoes. She did not know about the man, because she was inside all day and her television and radio were broken. She was just washing her dishes waiting for her parents to come home from work.
The strange man in the black cape and pointy hat seemed to walk through every siteos in a short time, even the ones below the town circle. Within a half an hour of his first sighting he was at the town circle, where a mob of confused people were waiting.
The town leader, a rather chubby woman who had big lips and a haircut that looked like a bunch of birds flew into, messed up, and set a nest in, quieted down the people before speaking into a microphone and said,
“As you most likely all know, we have a visitor today who will gladly answer five questions for us. He would like it if you held your trying to kill him until after he’s done speaking. Okay sir here is your questions: Where did you come from? Why are you here? How did you get through the forest? Where did you get that hat? I so want it for Halloween and do you think these pants make my butt look big?”
The man took the microphone and replied.
“First of all I am from the other side of Triniforous Mountains. I got this hat from this place called Old Davey. Yes your butt is huge. I came here by walking and I came here to destroy you!”
Before anyone could react he took out a grey rock and squeezed it. A grey flash flew from the stone. The light passed the people and they were turned into statues. The light was captured by the cameraman, which meant everybody at home was also turned to stone, everybody, but the young girl Dani.



*-The magic town faces the opposite way, like if you looked at a US map and rotated it so you see the Pacific Ocean in front of you and the Atlantic on the other side. Basically the magic town is from the Appalachian Mountains to the Atlantic and the human was from the Rocky Mountains to the Pacific. The rest of the country is in-between


(To Be Continued)

*-The magic town faces the opposite way like if you looked at a US map from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic it would be like that. Basically the magic town is from the Appalachian Mountains to the Atlantic and the human was from the Rocky Mountains to the Pacific.

Edited: December 26th 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

A World Without Magic

Special announcement! I’m now writing a new story! But, what’s different about it? First of all NO SUPER TEAM, second I’m trying to write a segment every week. Expect the first one this weekend.

And heres the Wii video today.

Super Monkey Ball:Banana Blitz


Saturday, December 09, 2006

Wii! Madness!

Time for a whole bunch of Wii Videos! Yay!

1.Legend of Zelda: Twighlight Princess

2.Excite Truck

3.Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Monday, December 04, 2006

Movies (Not Wii)

Okay time to shut up about Wii and not shut up about Eragon and Charlotte's Web.

Eragon (Era Gong) is about a 15-year-old boy who finds a blue polished stone in the forest. Soon it hatchs into a bab dragon (Saphira) and he soon learns that he is the last Dragon Rider, and must bring down the evil king Galbatorix. Ra'zac's beetle-bird-like monsters attack Eragons house and kills his uncle. With revenge in his heart he sets off with Brom a storyteller who knows alot about magic and dragons. And soon meets Ayra an elf-women whom stole the stone from the king. Now Eragon and Saphira must stop the kings evil reigh before the dragons become extinct and the land of Alagaesia is lost forever.

I reccomend you go see this movie, I know I will.




Everyone knows the story of Charlotte's Web, Wilbur a runt of the litter, is taken in by a young girl Fern. After getting to big he goes to the Zuckerman's farm. After meeting the animals, including the intelligent Charlotte, he learns that one day he will be butchered, and with the help of Charlotte and the other animals he might just survive.

I might see this, most likey but it on DVD. Also comes out December 15th.



Movies are like strawberries the good ones come only once or twice a year.

~Joseph Hahn
(Me)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Nintendo Wii videos

I'm going to post a wii video for awhile along with my blog.

X-mas fever!

X-mas is less then a month away! Make sure you have given everybody your list! The sooner the better! Heres some ways to have a successful x-mas.

Have list out to everybody by December 4th.
Have all presents bought by December15th
Have all presents sent by December 14th (?)
Get Joe and Emily a Nintendo Wii
Have all presents under the tree! Don't do that hide the big present thing We don't like it!
Be sure to be thankful for ever!

Here is the first Wii video:
Note:Looking like and idiot is optional!
E3 2006:

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Wii! I'm Joe

No I'm not changing the name (Tough in French it does mean Yes!) It's just that the Wii's release last Sunday and everybodys good review for it, I want it so bad.

BUY ME ONE!

I had fun in Vegas, but I'll post that later.

~U cant xpect me to be funne all the time Im saving my enrgy (And the ability to spell and use grammer well)

~Joseph Hahn (Duh)

Monday, November 13, 2006

Boring....

So….
Boring! This was almost the boringest* day ever! Nothing fun all day (until 7th period when I ate marshmallows) and after school, no fun after school Mom was sick and the Algebra homework was boring. Luckily my dad called and I told him about the Wii, found out what were doing next week, and about cool movies coming out soon.
So I hope the borefest ends tonight. And Emily doesn’t leave her radio on all night!

*Boringest-New word

~Today was boring
Someone diffrent everyday.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Wii comes soon!

Yes!
Sunday marks a week until the Wii comes out. Which means it’s time for another chart*.









Notice that the ps3 goes down, why? Because all the people are returning it since it broke.

Since it's coming out so soon I will have to be good, to increase the chance of getting it by x-mas.

*Chart isn’t accurate, but pretty true.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Sandwiches

Yes!
No more prop ________, _________, _________, and ___________ anymore! Now I can just watch Christmas commercials. I’m starting to work on the yearbook, I have been assigned a sport page, but maybe it will track. I’ve also discovered that I make the best sandwiches ever! Maybe I should start selling to earn money for school supplies and the Nintendo Wii.



And then I will be sued for _______ by the mothers and lose ½ my money then move and do it again.

~Money is important
Everyone (Out loud, in their heads, or dreams)

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Nintendo Wii


Nintendo Wii

Yes! The Nintendo Wii comes out in about 14 days. Even tough I don’t have the money for it at least I can try to win some contests. There are 2 done by Nintendo. The Nintendo Wii is a great new system here is a chart I made.

Based on popularity of product and amount advertising done.


It looks like a monkey drew it oh well.

Look out for my e-mail full of stuff on Wii and why PS3 will fail.


Game of the day!

Save the Sheriff

Play as a pig, save animals, rescue the sheriff.
http://www.miniclip.com/games/save-the-sheriff/en/

And before I forget a student-teacher said we talk to much on Friday.


Ps3 is expensive
~Everyone unless the want to pay $600 for a video game console and $90 for games.