Didn't know I couldn't do that

I found out today that when I'm in my "Writers Mode" I can't cook. Anything I cook will either get burned or not taste good.

But when I'm in my "Writers Mode" I seem to talk and think like I was writing it, I'm in a good mood (until someone bugs me.) And I read things faster.

I'm a weirdo.

No one tells me anything!

Edit:I found out that it wasn't them not telling me, but me not paying attention or remembering, Sorry mom and anyone else that I accused of not telling me.

For now on if anyone is making a plan that involves me or anyone directly in touch with me MUST let me have at least two weeks notice (Any less and you’ll fined!) I hate late notice, even if I have no plans that day I might be making some, I write so I could have planned on having something done the day after or be editing the story that day, or just wanting to do something else!

So even if it’s something 100% good you MUST give me at least 2 week notice.

Or suffer my wrath!

And don’t interrupt me while I’m writing mom! Geez, I’ll eat when I’m done.

I hate writing

I write all the time, nearly everyday and I hate it.

I hate writing, because you have to remember what you wrote before, you have to use grammar and spelling correctly, you have to write in a way people would understand it.

There are many forms of writing:

Poems-EVIL, I can't rhyme and even for the not rhyming ones I can't get any point out of it. I want to strangle teachers assign poem assignments.

Short Stories-Can't do them. I once wrote a "short" story that was supposed to be five pages, and it was 14-16 pages. And after I finish them I want to continue them, heck A World without Magic is based off of a short story I once wrote.

Stories-I hate them, because I have to make a personality for a character that I already know, but others don't (I really hated writing Part 1, 2, 3 and 9, due to the new characters I had to describe)

Worst of all I have to write dialogue, I can't think of what people should say, heck I barely talk myself, why should I know how to write other people's conversations.

But I write, not because I have to, but because I have to, because if I don't my head will explode.
See A World without Magic at http://www.aworldwithoutmagic.com/

I've seen worse (Yeah right)

Yesterday I had the worst writers block I've had in. . .ever. It was okay until near the end of the school day when I (according to my teacher) became ill-looking and (according to my friends) had anger issues. Didn't help when I got home due to the dogs never-shut-up-mode and sisters never-listen-to-my-older-brother-who-isn't-really-older-because-he's-only-three-minutes-older-mode, but then as I get into bed thinking I'll never fall asleep I get an idea for A World without Magic sadly it's one of my friends deaths, but I don't care (well the evil me dosn't)

300 PG

I saw 300 over spring break, very good but very adult

Here's a PG version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

Side effects of staying up late (or early)

Yesterday I was at a birthday party and we stayed up until six, best worst thing you could do to your brain (especially if you have my overactive imagination, and haven't written anything new for a few days)

Laughing at anything and everything was okay, didn't start hallucinating though darn it.

But getting the stay up late high was good in a way, it broke away the upcoming writers block.

Now I have about 20 more plans for Part 8 and 9 and more for the older parts.

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I also discovered that I can't read a book anymore (whether I be up late or not)

I was reading Terry Goodkind's "The Stone of Tears" when I read one of the female character as Dani instead of Khalan (the character in the book)

Then I had the same incident when reading a story in class (luckily it wasn't out loud) when I read something as Melvin instead of the other person.

So I guess I can't read anymore, unless it's just a dictionary.

Writers High/Twins

Yesterday I posted about Writer Block, today I'm posting about writers high.

Writers High is the almost 100% opposite of Writers Block. Writers High comes randomly, while your writing. Writers High gives you a good feeling during the high and for a small time after. Writers High makes you write plot changes, give very good decrptions, make you spell better, etc.

After a Writers High you become tired and a Writers Block is just around the corner.

Another thing is the writer will be surprised when they go back and read what they wrote (Like what happened to me when I wrote Part 6)

Tommorow:
Writers Confusion

Now for my blog:

Apperantly scientists discovred semi-identical twins today. And right before Twin Day at school. So when someone where my school sprit is I'll say,
"Yes I am doing Twin Day, with everybody here, I'm just a ferternal-twin and ferternal twins don't usally wear the same cloths"

But of coruse I have my sister who is my twin, so I just do that everyday.

(If you want to know more about the "new" type of twin go to:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070326/sc_livescience/raresemiidenticaltwinsdiscovered;_ylt=AovilSsdvmHjaJ8OoxqkX3gDW7oF

Yes!

Writers Block

For the next few days I'm going to blog about the things writers have to deal with: today Writer's block


Writers block is when a writer can't think of anything to write, or knows what to write, but can't find the words or is unable to write.

When I get a writers block, i get angry, I ignore you, yell at you, bug you, become nearly the complete opposite of myself (besides the bugging my sister part)

Writers block can last five minutes, writers block can last fiver hours, writers block can last 5 days, writers block can last forever. Writers block can be confused with gas.

Tommorow:

Writers High

Old Treasures Found

Today while unpacking after the move, I found my old first writing five star notebook thing. I looked through it and found my very first draft of "The Super Team". When I spelled "The Beginning" "The Begging" or when Geico my pet lizard (I got a few months before) was spelled Giko or when where is were. Good times.

(I must also add that Super Pig and some of the Super Team were made before the story and used in a comic)

Then I continued and found another version of that same thing. I still spelled Beginning wrong, and didn't know anything about paragraphs, but at least the story had a beginning.

Then I kept looking and found a third version (the one that was probably before i started typing) it went out of the kiddie pool and into the 3 feet pool. (More depth)(4Th grade)

I even looked more and found my attempt to have The Super Team sequel "The Super Team Jr. League. Which gave birth of the very confusing family of Max. (I wrote this in 5Th grade)

In 6Th grade Max and his evil older brother Bryan, good older brother Simon, twin-brother John (I think I spelled it Jhon) and older sister Nicole, were in a not-so-short short story called "The Lesson" (14 pages long) I put the story with my "Kid Talk" Magazine project.

In 7Th grade the family were put into another story (at a place I had in my Magazine (as an ad and interview) the story was rushed and kind of ruined, but gave me another branch off "Gearz"

"Gearz" was never really written, but is played with my little brother. It has little robots that are powered by what i believe I said a Trikon battery (I'm addicted to Tri I think I used Triniforous Mountains in "A World without Magic"
Anyways the robots minds were connected to their human owners, and the humans used the robots to fight and beat evil people.

Back to Max, he was also used in 7Th grade in a different story (without the 4 siblings) called "The Unknown" a really good story that gave me the idea for "A World without Magic."


So I guess if I never came up with Super Pig, I never would have made "The Super Team" making no "Super Team Jr." meaning no "The Lesson" which would have made me not make "The Unknown" making me never start "A World Without Magic."

Weird how that worked. Anyways I also found some pictures from 4Th and 5Th grade, some more illegible stories and who knows what I'll find tomorrow.

"Clean your room you might find something"
~My Mom

Wait she never said that, I mean:

"Clean your room, because I said so"

Food

The other day my mother mentioned something on her blog about cheese being really thin and small now.

Well it's my turn and this time it's about bread. Not super extra healthy wheat bread, nasty tasting rye-bread, or that stuff your mom buys and you are to lazy to find out what it is bread. I'm talking about plain, dyed, white-bread.

Like cheese white bread has gotten thinner, so thin it's impossible to eat without fifty other things. It also takes forever to toast. If it's thinner shouldn't take less time.

My friends and I were talking about homemade-stuff, somebody has gumbo, bread, jam, soy nut-butter, etc etc.

Another has jelly, untried things like peanut-butter on waffles, and other stuff.

What does my family have (that I know of) great cakes, cookies, and spaghetti with clams, great chicken noodle soup, and some other things.

Not to mention my sand which-making skills, and inability to make mac and cheese.

When I started this blog I planned on saying my family didn't have much homemade stuff, I was stupid and forgot my grandmothers big book of recipes, and my aunts 30-minute delicious dinners.

Yes! I did it again!

You probably know that Britney Spears entered rehab Friday left, shaved her head, got a tattoo and went back to rehab, got out of rehab and now has that child ownership lawsuit stuff.

Well looks like I did it again, only a few more left:

On Demand gets even better.

I've improved the A World Without Magic On Demand stuff. If you read everyone of my posts you should know that there is two versions they are:

V1 (Version 1)-V1 is the original version it comes with all the stories and information on future parts. V1 gets exclusive things like surveys and profiles. If you get V1 I would like some feedback now and then (positive or negative) if you don't I might put you on V2
Any version of On Demand lets you just e-mail me and ask for the part you want (currently there are 6.)

V2(Version 2)-V2 is less spam-like I only give you release date plans and the story. This is for the people who only read some stuff or rarely check their e-mail. I don't expect feedback from people with V2.

Now I've added some things, like the profiles and surveys, which I won't or can't put on my story blog These things are for On Demand V1 "users" only.

Why do you want On Demand? You can get a copy of any part in your e-mail. You also get the next part right when it is finished, before I blog it. if you looked at my blog I only have Part 4 up so far, but if you get on Demand you can get them anytime.

Joining On Demand you will get all parts sent to you (in one big document)

If you wish to join please leave a comment and leave your e-mail address and what version you want.

Door-to-door salesmen

Today while walking home form the school bus stop with my younger sibling, I saw a door-to-door salesmen with a quite worried look on his face, he wasn't going to every house (after he left the house he came from (in the direction of my house.

He must have just been at my house and been barked at by the chewer, the talker, and the dog that's bark can be heard by the dead.

So I thought of why door-to-door salesmen still exist. I mean no body wants their items. girl Scout cookies were in the fall, no one cares to go to their door unless someone is coming over. Why do we even have door-to-door salesmen when they all know this will happen:

Salesmen walks up to my door, after staring at the No Soliciting, I don't want any, My dogs will go crazy, you've been dropped on the head to many times if your still reading this, go away signs. Then they walk up to the door and knock on it.

After a trip on my dogs, yell at my sister for not helping and block the dogs off I answer the door only to be asked, "Would you you like to by a subscription to the Sacramento Bee?
Oh yes I want it where else could I find it oh yeah:Everyone has computers and a television, already has the paper, the paper is sold near my bus stop, and my school gets a copy everyday that my Journalism teacher has me read.

Than the person just stares at the big nosed dog inching out of my grasp just trying to break free and "attack." They take two more minutes to leave and when they do my dogs won't shut up.

You know the word door-to-door salesmen doesn't work

People don't go to others houses and talk the front door into buying more doors.

It should be Door-to-annoyed person in the house with three dogs that are trying to run out and attack-salesmen.

"Don't worry, I have plans for you."

As the title suggests I have plans, BIG plans.

These plans will involve things in A World without Magic, this blog, and many other things.

There will be:

The Big twist
2 big changes
And another secret thing.

He he he.

Now for my blog.

Today my aunt, mother, and twin-sister thing, were talking about my writing. Yes mine, not someone else's, mine, yay. They (mother and aunt) say my writing is great, but I need to do spellcheck. I would like an updated version of word, but not the other things in Microsoft Office. once I find a way to hack into the system, I'll let you know.

So I've borrowed a writing book from my aunt Angee and I will have my nose in it (When it's not being smacked by a Wii Remote or chewed by Daisy.

Ew... spell check.
~Joseph Hahn (That's me!)
(This post was spell checked)

Out of my way!

Today I discovered the bad thing of being tall, I get in the way.

We had to do an assigment today that involved the overhead. I finsihed and went from my seat in the back to go help someone in the front. The people that wern't done yet couldn't see the overhead ,becuase I'm too tall, yet they can see over my friend standing next to me.

Otherwise being tall is great.

Even though I don't like music today is an exception. I found a site called it lets you listen to music, (not download) Like a radio. You can chosse the song or album or artsit you want to listen to and well listen to thier music. You can make an accont and make a playlist of 45 songs. (3 per artist) then listen to them. Best of all, if you have a Nintendo Wii and it's internet Opera Browser. You can go on there and enter your username and listen to the songs you put on your playlist or the songs they have on thier (a lot of them is there)

so its finetune.com and on the wii it's finetune.com/wii

My sister now loves the Wii due to that website.

Eviloveractiveimaginationitghious

Due to my writer block I had for 2 weeks, my brain kept tkaing everything somebody said or di and doing something else to it.

One kid was thrown in a dumpster, one was hit by a metor, a door flew off and flew to Maine, Emily's hair caught on fire, a kid got hit by the school buses door and many other evil things my mind can think of.

Is this a sign? Am I supposed to think of a supervillan for the story now? Will thw world come to an end? Will 2 + 2 =Monkey? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? The world may never know.

Okay that's done. I talked to my dad today and my brother (B.E.N.) overheard and now want's a Wii himself. Haha I speard the word like a mosquito speads a disease.

Mii Loves the Wii

If you read my mother's blog than you know that I got a Wii! It's awesome, kind of hard to set up, but then after I figure it all out I find a simple set up guide, oh well it didn't take that long.

The Wii Remote (Wiimote) is a lot smaller than I expected. I thought it would be pretty big, but it's smaller than my dvd player remote (which is small)

The Wiimotes senseitvity is fine, but you have to remember to not stand to close to the tv, I haven't had any too far away problems.

The nunchuck attachment is good too, but the buttons have no use in the two games I have (Wii Sports and Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz.

Okay I'll brag more about it later, but for now I have some news about A World without Magic.

1.On Demand v.2 will start Feb.1st. V.2 is the less spammy version and only contains revisions and stories. V.1 has time (release of stories) updates, revisions, the story and all that other stuff.

To get On Demand either leave a comment saying you want to be (be sure to include the version and your e-mail address) or you can e-mail me at joseph@hahnathome.com

2.February 1st/2nd is the day Part 5 and the secret thing will be ready. I will post part five at the other site and have e-mailed the secrect thing.

3.The secret thing will not only be for Feb. 1st/2nd, but will be updated along with the parts. The secret thing for awhile will only be avalible via On Demand until I can figure out how to put it on a blog.

4.Due to school projects, my writers block, the Wii, a social life, and Daisy the dates might change, but I will try to keep them the same.

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Yeah that happened today, I had a day where just about everything didn't go my way. First I wake up late, even for a Saturday, at 10 am. Then when I come out Emily loooks at me and starts telling me my chores, but stutters them and forgets to tell me I have another chore.

Than when I finally get around to scrubbing the floor, she tells me to use a rag instead of what worked the best. It's hard to scrub the floor when it's covered with Daisy hair that emily was supposed to sweep up!

Then I have to do it again, because I did a bad job.

When I'm finally finished with the chores, Mom makes me walk the dogs with Emily, and walking Gina is like walking a deaf dog, (s)he won't listen to me. And Emily has to complain about a rock in her shoe the whole way.

Than when I get home I want to write so all my anger is out, but guess what I have writers block making today a 2 and a half anger day.

%#@$! (Why did that link?)

~Everybody in thier heads, eventually out loud.

Joe Im Yes

First of all it took me 10 minutes to log into this thing. No my computers not slow, some reason it just wouldn't let me in! Me having to type my e-mail address 100 times finally worked. Okay now that I'm done rambling on with my post.

2nd of all I'm making a sub-site(Joe Im Yes) that will have my A World Without Magic stories in it. This way this site is a blog and that site is a...story thing. Stories will be up soon and there will still be an On Demand which I mention more about below.

3rd of all I might do two versions of on demand one with all the updates and stuff and one with just the story and revisions.

4th-I want to recommend this cool site to all the people who play games on thier computer and or have a wii connected to the internet. So I want to recommend this to the 1 person (whomever that may be)

There is this cool site called wiicade.com it has flash games that work with a mouse or the wii remote for the wii. Baiscly for the two of you who decided to look here you can use the Wii Remote to play the games instead of the mouse, making it a little funner.

5th-Part 5 of AWWM will be awhile so I'm going to put it into parts like I did with Part 4, expect it to be done by the end of the weekend.

6th-To keep with the title of the blog, here is my game of the day:

Papa Louie: When Pizzas Attack.

This game is a web game and it saves on your computer without taking any memory (you can stop playing and come back to the level you were on, but you have to use the same computer)

This game is fun and from what I see long. It's about some guy who's pizzas created a portal that sent everyone that had a pizza into pizza land, and these people were captured by pizza things. The plot sucks, but the game's fun. I noticed that there is a Nintendo Wii in the backround right before (and after) you enter Level 1-2.

http://www.miniclip.com/games/papa-louie/en/
The game can be found in the link above.

Funny posts will come back tommorow they are just sleeping today.

I'm a measurement!

Forget inches, meters, miles, and whatever they use in other countries there is a new measurement in town, Joe.

The other day a student (I will can Mindy) was trying to get another student (I will call Barcus) to tell her an answer to number 2 of some science thing. Here's the conversation (PS. I'm between the two please see illustration. (I made it look like a note!)

Mindy: Barcus! What's the answer to number 2?

Barcus:Why does everyone want to know?

Mindy:The problem is confusing.

Barcus:Your to far away other people will hear you.

Mindy:Oh come on your only Joe away from me.

So Joe is 6 feet 1.5 or more inches. I wonder what the other measurements are. Maybe these:

Geico (Gieco)-6 inches

Daisy-5'5 paws

Gina-5'6 paws

Emily-5 feet (it's more like 5'6ish)

Mom-4 feet (fine 5'8 ish)